i may be a pervert...but i'm a romantic pervert

i usually take online quizzes with a grain of salt, but i felt obligated to post this since it's so on point.

i mean, "...deeply depraved and perverted..."? is pretty fuckin' accurate.

as i told p1 last night when i showed him this - it essentially means i will give you flowers and then take a piss on you.

note: thanks to raven in nyc for the link to this.