the things they say about him

musings of a sexual libertine

Friday, March 16, 2007

survey says!...

god of war 2 came out this week: so duty calls. the following is a half-ass attempt to stay regular with my posting.

fyi: i stole this from jemp. (thanks, man!)

1. l.a. or new york:
new york

2. red or white wine:
white

3. what's something a member of the same gender can wear to turn you on:
a jockstrap and army boots.

4. what's something a member of the same gender can wear to turn you off:
sculpted eyebrows

5. who was the last person you kissed:
....candyass. hrm.

6. favorite cuss word:
g*ddamnit

7. favorite non-alcoholic drink:
cranberry sierra mist is my kryptonite...which is good because they only sell it during the christmas season

8. blondes or brunettes:
whomever currently has my dick up his ass.

9. what's something you always have on you:
orbit lemon-lime flavored gum. really. it's the shit.

10. do you stay awake in bed thinking or do you fall asleep fast:
fall asleep fast

11. what celebrity would you like to fight most:
if you mean porn-y type of cage-fighting that leads to a hot, sweat-soaked fuck session...then chris meloni.

12. What's the last thing that made you cry or get teary eyed:
i'm heartless - so i don't cry.

13. What's your favorite holiday:
christmas

14. What are you listening to right now:
the silence of a rapidly emptying office.

15. Are your parents still together:
no

16. If you inherited $20 million, what are the first 5 things you'd do with the money:
a. quit my day job
b. settle debts
c. buy a vintage plymouth barracuda (leather seats, custom rims, killer sound system...god i already have a hard-on)
d. buy a ducati 1098 s tricolore superbike
e. set up a trust for friends/family

17. what was the best year of your life:
this year

18. why:
because i'm coming into my own as an adult man

19. have you ever flown first class:
of course.

20. who was your first real kiss:
my first boyfriend

21. what are you SUPPOSED to be doing right now:
leaving the office.

22. pro life or pro choice:
pro-choice

23. favorite physical feature on the same sex:
a man with tattoos always go to the front of the line.

24. how old are you today:
30

25. who do you have a crush on that doesn't know it yet:
what's this 'crush' nonsense? if i want someone - they know it.

26. best movie you've seen this year:
"the devil wears prada" - streep kicked all sorts of ass.

27. ever been in love:
yes.

28. who makes you laugh the most:
one of my best friends: M

29. where do you want to be living in 20 years:
i can barely decide what i'm doing next weekend

30. what was the last CD you downloaded:
"back to black" by amy winehouse.

31. south park or the simpson's:
south park

32. breakfast, lunch or dinner:
brunch.

33. when was the last time you talked to your mom:
two years ago

36. american, cheddar or swiss cheese:
swiss

(37?)

38. are you sleepy:
no...irritated.

39. when was the last time you were drunk:
couple years ago. now the last time i was druggy...well, that's another story...

40. what do you want on your tombstone:
"he stood his ground to the last."

41. your name spelled backwards:
enitrebil ed omoh

(42?)

43. what was the last thing downloaded on your computer:
a sex vid from machofucker

44. Your favorite restaurant:
joe's stone crab

(45?)

46. are you in love:
....

47. what type of music do you dislike most:
hippie rock.

48. are you registered to vote:
yes.

49. do you have a car:
not since i moved to chicago

50. one thing you want right now:
to be one of the idle rich

51. ever prank call anyone:
yes

52. if you could be a famous person for a day who would you be:
i'm already famous in my own mind

53. would you go bungee jumping or skydiving:
skydiving.

54. where do you want to be in 5 years:
again - i can barely discern what i want to do next week...

6 Comments:

Blogger JEMP said...

You're welcome!

3/16/2007 10:17 PM  
Blogger The Average Joe said...

kinda interesting to see the inner workings of you:-)

and u do realize chris meloni would pop your cherry right?

3/16/2007 11:29 PM  
Blogger libertine di homo said...

...u do realize chris meloni would pop your cherry right?

absofuckinglutely. i have a very (very) short list of guys i would get fucked by. meloni is, (a) the only hetero on the list and (b) on the immediate top.

(pun intended)

flat on my back, legs up, jockstrap on, and my hole juiced with lube. and i would look him dead in the eye as he plowed me like a dirty bitch.

without question. ;-)

3/17/2007 7:41 AM  
Blogger Jesse Archer said...

I'm such an alcoholic I can't believe you haven't been drunk in years. Why not? What or who would entice you to get back in that saddle!?

3/18/2007 5:58 PM  
Blogger libertine di homo said...

What or who would entice you to get back in that saddle!?

don't get me wrong - i like to get my cocktail on as much as the next homo - but that's more if i'm hitting the bars big time. very loose social drinker here.

now if it's something you can swallow with a sip of water...then i'm all over it.

i'm definitely a pharm boy.

(get it? ha! i crack my shit up...) ;-)

3/21/2007 4:17 PM  
Blogger wonderboy79 said...

Even though i`m a top, CHris definately tops (haha) my list tops i`d let do me.

He is all man.

3/24/2007 10:49 AM  

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